Church of Good Luck
And Museum of Good Luck
To The Luckless


Many are adrift in a sea of probability
Drowning in a shower of chance
Torn apart by the winds of fortune
The dice favor them not

To them I say this:

Instead of bracing against the tsunami waves of change
You must float to the top
Instead of thrashing with oars against the tides of luck
You must unfurl your sails
And when confronted with a storm of chaos
Seek ye the eye of the hurricane!

-Ryan Hatfield

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